A man kept shouting...
"Anyone can lend me sunblock???"
I replied : " You can just go to the beach, many sunblocks are waiting for you to use..."
"I don't want..I want to use it here..."(At the pondok near the beach)
"Why are you so 'kin tio' (in hokkien, means anxious) to use it? You are a man ar..."
"I just want to use it..."
"What for to be fair?" (in chinese it sounds more interesting...)
As soon as I replied that, everyone laughed...
"My mom want me to be fair..."

My little sister asked me...
"Why the promoter didn't give me the balloon?"
"Because you are an EXPIRED BABY...Haha..."

*Am I bad???>.<"